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Butcher and the Baker...

Butcher- So if the Baker gets the last word, I am going to get the first.  This dog is obviously a female.... for so many reasons.  But yet sometimes we just need to look beyond our door and realize that we need each other.  

Baker-  And what makes you think it is a female?

Butcher- She is wearing a CAPE DUH!!!  Ever see Blazing Saddles?  We don’t need no stinking badges.  Come on you remember the line.  Well, in the theme.. we don’t need no CAPE.  Ever send a man to look for something, and they come back with nothing.  My husband has been on the look for a remote for the TV for three days now, seriously you would think it was one of his appendages. And, being from the farm and watching the animals ---HUG, I can tell this on is obviously the HUGGIE, not the HUGGER.  

Baker : Whoa sista.. lets talk about this...   obviously you have some buried aggression here.  First of all … that is what men do... they look for remotes.  Why?  because it’s there.. or in this case … not there.  A missing remote can keep men busy for days.  HOWEVER.. it also puts them in a state of rage that can be dangerous to others who reside there.  Now, I can remember the days where you had to get up and change the channel... but then we only had 3 channels, so “ay there’s the rub.”  If we were smart … we would capitalize on this.  A remote that can be fastened to them... velcroed to their ass... so when they sit down it says... “here I am.”  OR... an antidote for lost remotes.  Tablet form.... you put is under their tongue and it dissolves... and they bypass the TV phase and go directly to snoring in front of the TV. I am telling you.... there is a fortune to be made...   Lesson learned is:  A dog in a cape is worth two in the bush.

Butcher:  Speaking of fortunes to be made, I am thinking of a male training program available to mothers.  I am training my son to be able to look for things.  I tell him bend at the waist, move your head back and forth and look side to side.  I have also trained him to run a vacuum.  But I have to repeat time and time again what he needs to do to get the job finished, I fear that the Y chromosome is weaker than we once knew.  

CSM:  Let’s go back to the picture the Butcher and the Baker.  It is obviously a male.  It is a male after too many drinks.  Did you read the caption?  That is exactly how the conversations go after a long evening of too many males gathered at one place.  If it was female, the words would not have to be stated, it would just be obvious to all.  Definitely a male.