Follow that chicken????

Butcher:  Inspirational?  NO!!  I look at this picture in a whole other light.  Maybe....just maybe those HENS are looking to sink the rooster.  

Baker:  Oh yeah.  I can tell you they have been plotting mutiny for a long time.   You see leadership?   I see the women have had enough....   The rooster is walking the plank and the funniest part is... he thinks they are going to follow him.  OMG.  Duh!!! The question is ...what is on the other side waiting? Or do they pull the plank.  Men are so cocky!

Butcher:  My friend put this on facebook as an inspiration....I made her relook at the picture and she said I didn’t even know that it was a rooster.  Seriously, maybe they have followed him one too many places.  

Baker: Well we have all made that mistake a few too many times.  But I think this time they are thinking.. See the huddle.  Hen talk.  Males need to beware when there is hen talk. Although there is one hen that seems to be falling.... That is the desperate female. Someone save her!!

Butcher:  That is the problem with us “hens” we have those weak moments where we look around and we want what others have without really knowing what it is that others have.  The grass is always greener on the other side type theory.  But when you look at that grass, double check for the CRABGRASS, the GRUBS, the brown spots what are those all about.  I tell you that grass isn’t perfect my friend, it isn’t tended by someone that a WOMAN has hired or that woman herself is tending that grass.  

Baker:  I was looking at that quote again and THAT bothers me.  Why is it assumed that it is the Rooster doing the “showing.”  Let’s look at this in a different way. MAYBE it is the hens that have been doing the showing.  Because lets face it... when somethings needs to be done right or  shown how to do.. it is probably a female.  So here it is:  The hens have shown this rooster over and over and over time after time how to cross the plank.  AND every time he tries, he messes it up, and they have to send him back to start over. HOWEVER, being the male he is, he continues  to THINK he has done it right and REFUSES to change his method  ( note the posture.... cocky) even when experience shows otherwise.  The hens, being the patient people they are, have tried, but there doesn’t appear to be much hope.  Let’s face it..... Sometimes you just can’t fix stupid.  This adage often applies to men as well as roosters.

The Candlestick Maker:  Oh, the Butcher and the Baker, don’t you see it. The caption is perfect.  The batch of hens are the smart ones.  The smart people of the world always send the weak, arrogant one first.  Then when they get eaten up by “the fox” they learn from the weak, arrogant one’s ways and know not to follow.  They tweak the path and continue on with their successful life.

Baker:  By gosh.. you may have something there.  The Rooster goes to the slaughter!  There is a certain poetic justice here.  And.... of course....  the hens live happily ever after.