Technology

Butcher:  Ever think that technology is ruining society as we know it?  Think of all the things that we miss because we are wrapped up in technology.  

Baker:  How would anyone know... they are too wrapped up in technology.  I had a friend once who said she missed the entire Watergate scandal because she was raising children.    Now that I wouldn’t have mind missing... it dragged on forever....Kinda like OJ. And raising children is a worthwhile distraction.  But yeah.. this thing of texting the person next to you is hard for me to get.  I have a whole imagination of what our species will evolve into because of parts of us we aren’t using.  Won’t need anything but thumbs for sure. And verbal communication will be a thing long forgotten.  Think.... Sylvester Stallone in Rocky but worse.

CSM:  Ok, so Baker, now I’m imagining our species with hoof like hands since we will only need thumbs to text and push buttons and the other half of the hoof to hold up the device.  That means we will have to change everything in our World.  We will have to have watering tanks and feed bunks because we won’t have hands to hold glasses and silverware.  That means we’ll have to rely on monkeys, the specie most like man, to prepare our meals to throw into the feed bunk because they will still have real hand like features because they do not use technology.  So it will be almost like evolution moving backwards.  Does that mean that we will eventually return back to the age of the dinosaurs?

Baker:  I think you are onto something.  

Butcher:  I want a T-Rex as a pet, I promise I will take care of him.

Candlestick Maker:  You know, humans will not exist by the time the dinosaurs return, therefore it is not theoretically possible for you to have a T-Rex for a pet.  Just saying!

Baker :  Hmm well we could capitalize on this:  RexSmart or T-Rex or Us.